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It's Britney's Birthday, Bitch

Britney is hotter than ever, and has proven it's never too late to 'work bitch.'

The queen of 2000s pop music has turned 34.

We need to sexually gyrate or drape a snake across our shoulders in celebration. Or something like that.

With a Las Vegas residency bringing in serious cash, a body that still inspires envy, and two adorable sons, Britney Spears finally has it all.

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After some difficult years where the toned singer struggled with failed relationships, accusations of lip syncing, a couple of hospital stays, and a whole lot of crazy, it appears that Britney Spears is better than ever.

So to celebrate another year of Britney, let's collectively look back at her best and most infamous moments:

Once upon a time she invaded radio waves with her cute school girl persona:

Never forget her foray into acting with Crossroads:

Britney had abs and played with a giant snake, so we naturally wanted both, too:

Umm "Toxic." Enough said:

She made out with Madonna at the VMAs. Who could forget that?:

Her short-lived docu-series with Kevin Federline on UPN was a huge mistake:

When the paparazzi wouldn't leave her alone, and Matt Lauer asked about it:

Then she had a bizarre night with the paparazzi:

She shaved her head and subsequently had multiple public meltdowns:

Britney made stripping look so fun in her "Gimme More" video:

But then there was her terrible VMA performance of the same song. We all felt the struggle:

She gave the world Femme Fatale(which Out loved)and the wonderous "Till the World Ends:"

She got it together by 2013, and talked about her sons with Ellen:

She recently made a guest appearance on the CW's Jane the Virgin:

Finally, we leave you with the motto of every day: "Work Bitch:"

Happy Birthday Britney! We love you.

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