Watch: American Horror Story: Hotel Has EVERYTHING!

This season of AHS has everything:

Creepy painted death urchin children.

Dandy Cheyenne Jackson.

Angela Bassett dominatrix.

Kathy Bates inn keeperesses.

Denis O'Hare drag.

Chloe Sevigny ignoring creepy children.

A man in a mattress.

Sarah Paulson with scissors.

And ghost Lady Gaga.

Watch the cast teaser below: