If you're anything like me, the loss of Sense8 hit you hard. It was fascinating, visually striking, perhaps needlessly complicated, but more importantly — hot as fuck.
The main cast is 50 shades of stunning, serving you United Colors of Benneton beauty, and there's no shortage of nudity. No shortage — we're talking hanging dong here, folks. Hanging dong, pansexual orgies and more booty than you can shake a stick at.
In the spirit of intrepid journalism, or whatever, I'll be diving into said hotness — headfirst — with an episode by episode breakdown of Sense8's most titil8ing moments. Join me, won't you. But keep that shaking stick to yourself.
Right off the bat, we get introduced to Chicago policeman Will Gorski (Brian J. Smith) and his pecs. While over in San Fran, lesbian trans hacktivist Nomi Marks (Jamie Clayton) and her badass girlfriend Amanita (Freema Agyeman) are just going at it with a rainbow dildo because it's Pride after all.
Nomi and Amanita are one of two queer couples on Sense8, though they're the only couple that's open. That's right — there's a queen in our midst.
Berliner safe-cracker Wolfgang Bogdanow (Max Riemelt) no doubt has the most nude scenes and y'know, I'm not mad about it.
The first of many. And do you remember that other queer couple?
Well, Lito (Miguel Ángel Silvestre) is an action star living in Mexico City with more than just suits in his closet.
He's also got the most adorable boyfriend in Hernando (Alfonso Herrera), who for some reason puts up with being Lito's dirty little secret.
Some. Reason. I mean —
It's a good reason. But they're in love with each other, I'm in love with them and so is Lito's current beard, noted hot mess Daniela Velasquez (Eréndira Ibarra). She can't take no for an answer one night and shows up at Lito's door with a bottle of champagne and no dignity — been there — only to find Hernando in the middle of not having any of her shenanigans.
Unfazed, Daniela hops into bed with the two of them, excited at the prospect of being a professional beard to the hottest couple in the world.
By now there's a lot going on storywise, but sexywise, it's just about Lito and Hernando.
Real talk — it's always about Lito and Hernando. They almost make me wish I could still feel "things." Almost.