Our Dream Queer Cast For the Rumored 'Hocus Pocus' Remake

So Hocus Pocus is apparently getting remade as a new Disney Channel original movie. Naturally we're freaking. And of course we'd love to have our original queens Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy reprise their roles as the infamous Sanderson Sisters, but, assuming that's not the direction Disney is going, we've elected to compile our dream cast in hopes those DCOM execs will take note.