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Horny Dumbledore Is Our New Favorite Meme

Horny Dumbledore Is Our New Favorite Meme

Dumbledore’s Gay Sex Life Has Become a Meme Thanks to J.K. Rowling

According to Rowling, Dumbledore calls his hole “the chamber of secrets.”

Since last week's revelation that yes, Dumbledore fucks, the Hogwarts headmaster (head master, get it?) has become a viral sensation. J.K. Rowling's TMI updates about the wizarding world have been one of Twitter's favorite running jokes for months (who can forget her admission that wizards used to just piss anywhere they wanted and clean it up with magic?) but her stunning reveal that her sole queer character had sex has sent the girls into quite a tizzy.

While the exposure of Dumbledore's sex life doesn't seem to be stopping, some have already had enough.

And more are pointing out what these jokes miss: that J.K. Rowling can talk about Dumbledore's sexual relationship with Grindlewald all she wants, but until the film series actually explores their romance it's not actually representing queer characters.

Make all the memes you want, gays, but remember: J.K. Rowling is happy to give interviews until the hippogriffs come home about Dumbledore getting his cheeks clapped, but she and the filmmakers have consistently refused to present him as a fully-realized gay man on screen -- it's too late for the books, unless she wants to pull a Stephanie Meyer and rewrite one from Dumbledore's perspective -- possibly because they feel that it would alienate their "family" audience. Dumbledore is also apparently the only queer person in the entire Wizarding World extended universe, which is frankly ridiculous. Professor Sprout is a lesbian icon! Luna Lovegood? Bisexual. St. Mungos must offer some kind of magical HRT! Until Rowling and Warner Bros. decide to make their characters gay on screen, everything else is just fan fiction. OK, one more for the road.

RELATED | Dumbledore and Grindelwald Were Totally Having Sex, J.K. Rowling Says

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