WATCH: Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen Share Party Python

Sometimes they write themselves. On yesterday's Anderson Live Anderson Cooper and guest Andy Cohen were surprised with a wrapped gif, which was revealed to be a cherry-flavored 26-pound, 36,000-calorie gummy snake. The two men struggle to lift the heavy treat from its container before indulging in a taste. When informed that the candy is called "the party python," Cooper notes "that's a porn film." Dreams do come true, folks.

Watch the video below.