After footage of hot men pole dancing in the same room as a jaguar leaked online, we got really excited.
Whatever that footage was from, it's gone. Buzzfeed reports the original "Make Me" video may have been scrapped, sadly.
But we keep our chins held high and charge ahead. The video that was released is also fun, classic, campy, floor-writhing Brit looking her best. You know she kept her artistic integrity and included several silhouette shots where she shook her backside.
Even though we lost the pole-dancers, we still got to see this guy pour water on himself. Silver linings.
Of course this guy still made the video carrying a microphone on his shoulders. Don't be ridiculous.
G-Eazy showed up and began unbuttoning his shirt to fit in, but decided against it at the last minute.
Suffice to say, Britney may not have given us what she initially promised, but she still delivered the goods, and enough washboard abs to go around. Check out the new video below.