While all tops want one thing, they sure have a different way of going about it. Some tops are passionate and aggressive, taking the dominant role in bed. Some other tops simply lay there, expecting the bottom to do all the work. Tops come in all sorts of breeds. Here are nine of our favorite tops we encounter in the boudoir.
1. The faux-porn star
This guy is convinced he's a famous porn star. He screws like he's on set, putting on a show for...whom, exactly? No one really knows, but he's definitely putting on a show for someone. It's all about speed and power with him. He likes to plow as hard and fast as humanly possible, firmly believing that the harder he goes, the better sex is for both him and the bottom. While some bottoms love the energy of the faux-porn star, sometimes he's too much to handle.
2. The lazy top
Often super well-endowed, these guys think they can get away with doing little work just because they're hung like a horse. These guys lay in bed, and expect the bottoms will ride them until completion. Needless to say, these tops need to get their act together. It takes two to tango.
3. The missionary top
This top doesn't realize that there are more positions than missionary. It was clearly the first position he ever tried, and he loved it. But since his first time, he hasn't branched out to the myriad of positions that are so much more pleasurable for both the top and bottom.
4. The I’m-done-so-we’re-done top
This top climaxes, and the moment he does, assumes that sex is completely over, without any regard for the bottom. He doesn't offer to help the bottom finish. He just rolls over and immediately passes out. Apparently, he doesn't realize that you're more than a blow-up sex doll.
5. The impatient top
This man is so horny and ready to go that he forgets that foreplay is a thing. He wants to start penetrating you ASAP. You have to tell that cowboy to slow down before he gets too excited. You also need to remind him that he needs to warm you up before shoving that meatstick of his into you.
6. The generous top
This top gets the most aroused when he knows the bottom is turned on. Because of this, he checks in with the bottom often, seeing what else he can do to make it more pleasurable for his receptive partner. The more aroused the bottom gets , the better the sex is for the top.
7. The greedy top
This guy has no regard for the bottom or his pleasure. This guy has a one-track mind. Orgasm. That's the only thing he's thinking about, and he'll do anything to make sure he finishes. If you're clearly not enjoying it, he won't even bat an eyelash or ask what's wrong. The sex is for him and him alone.
8. The aggressive top
This guy knows what he wants, and he's going to get it. He kisses passionately, squeezing your cheeks while he does. He throws you around the bed, changing positions whenever he so chooses. He eats ass like a champion, and is going to make you feel euphoria like you've never felt before. Enjoy him. Let him take you to heaven and back.
9. The experimental top
This guy usually bottoms, but desperate times calls for desperate measures. Since both of you are bottoms, he was nice enough to step up to the plate. He's only topped a few times before, but is surprisingly adept at topping. Being someone who typically bottoms, he knew all the little tricks that turns a bottom on.