Erika Jayne's 'XXPEN$IVE' Video is the Gayest Thing You'll Watch All Day

On Erika Jayne's last single, the 45-year-old Bevery Hills' housewife let us know just how many fucks she gives: "None, not one, zero, zero, zero, DONE." Though her bratty bubblegum single felt like a sufficient final message to the world, complete with an outrageous video that recalled the best of early aughts pop, Jayne has made a triumphant return to let the world know how much coin is overflowing in her piggy bank--a hell of a lot.

"It's expensive to be me," she sings on "XXPEN$IVE," produced by Space Primates and co-written by Sarah Hudson, alongside Ferras and Jesse Saint John (who both appear on 2017's 100 Most Eligible Bachelors). Jayne's music video has the same campy over-the-top quality of Fergie's "M.I.L.F. $" or Gwen Stefani's "The Sweet Escape," as she lounges in a stylized bedroom, soaks in a dreamy bubble bath and works through slick choreo in a white pantsuit and futuristic sunnies.

At this point, Ms. Jayne's message is very clear: She's ridiculously rich, absolutely untouchable and gives zero fucks about what you think. Watch "XXPEN$IVE," below.