We all know that Halloween is the gayest holiday this side of Pride, but this year we can’t each go to four different Halloween parties at four different locations — so we’ve got to improvise!
These shirts are perfect for that, combining the gay Halloween spirit with comfy tees and tanks that you can wear while relaxing around your house. Check out our favorites below.
As Harvey Milk one said, I want to recruit you! Let everyone know you want to start up your very own coven with this I'm Only Here to Recruit Girls Tee. $13.99 at Look Human.
Wanna stick it to a certain ignorant fantasy YA author? This Trans Witch Tee is for you! Or if you don't care about that author and just want to curse someone, it's for you too. It also comes in "Ace Witch!" $18.99 at Look Human.
Tired of overly gendered Halloween costumes? Do you want to express your real self after a childhood of parents buying you “girl costumes?” The Forget Being a Princess I Want to Be A Werewolf Tee will let everyone know your gender is werewolf. $18.99 from Look Human.
Gay/Lesbian Solidarity is all the rage this Halloween, and always! Show love for your fellow queers in this The Gaybone is Connected to the Lesbone Racerback Tank. $18.99 at Look Human.
Did one of the other parents complain when they saw you wearing your “Halloween is Gay” shirt at the PTA zoom meeting? Buy this Halloween is For The Gays tee to really show them what you mean. $13.99 at Look Human.
If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Witches and Halloween, and if you know that too, show it with this cute tank top. It's perfect for lounging around your house or going on a socially distanced walk! $18.99 from Look Human
As wonderful as this season is, unfortunately a lot of assholes are going to use it as an excuse to be racist. Don't let them get away with it in this confrontatonal Your Racist Halloween Costume Isn't Funny Tee. $13.99 at Look Human.
Remember a few years ago when the Babadook became a gay icon and was suddenly at every Pride Parade in the country? Let's bring her back this fall by wearing this Babashook for Halloween Tank. $18.99 at Look Human.
Give in to the inevitable. There's no resisting Halloween or homosexuality when you're wearing this Halloween is Gay and There is Nothing You Can Do About It Tee. $13.99 from Look Human.
If you have the kind of partner who's willing to wear a cute Halloween shirt with you, but has a "no silly slogans" rule, may I suggest this Simple Halloween Pattern Tank? It definitely says "Halloween" without actually saying any words at all. $18.99 at Look Human.
Silly straights! Halloween is and will always be for the gays no matter what straight people. Show off your pride in the Sorry Heteros Halloween is For the Gays Tee. $13.99 at Look Human.
Going to Halloween drag shows is one of the great pleasures in life, and it's definitely one of the things we're missing most this year. Celebrate your favorite queens with this Halloween Queen Tee. $13.99 at Look Human