10 Times Miranda Hobbes' Style Proved She's One of Us

You probably think you're a "Carrie," right? And for about 5 percent of you, you're probably correct in this assumption. Some of our wilder, sexually liberated sisters will immediately label themselves as a "Samantha." Sure, some of you just might be. Still, there certainly are several special individuals who, due to a strange and complicated series of events, find it to be a good idea to call themselves a "Charlotte." We're not even going to attempt to unpack that, right now, but the grim truth of the matter is this: deep down, we're all "Miranda," and that's proven by the photographic evidence on display in the following slides. 

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Exhibit A, and perhaps the most infamous of all Miranda's unorthodox outfit choices, is this blue poly tracksuit with turtleneck and bucket hat, worn in the very public arena of Central Park. It's important you see this one from a full-body perspective to really understand what's going.

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Take a look from this angle for further clarification.

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The prosecution rests.

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In this situation, Miranda is offering a loud cry for help as she holds an infant, much like a great majority of us have seen fit to do over the years. Her choice of this printed off-the-shoulder top indicates a prayer for serenity.

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In this very green ensemble, Miranda declares her strength and is every powerful woman just trying to make it through the day. You are Miranda, here, and so am I.

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Here, Miranda is everyone begging to make out with someone. Her necklace evokes the image of several symmetrical drops of blood, signifying the universal trope of lustful single gal, and the dangerous lengths we all go to receive physical touch.

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During Miranda's time in the Los Angeles episodes of SATC, she delivers some of her most important work in the whole series. Here, she can be seen in red aviators, exemplifying the frightening and crazed duchess living inside us all.

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When Miranda climbs onto a mechanical bull to find her inner sex goddess, she arguably gives us the most important moment of the entire series. She begins with a buttoned shirt and a determined expression.

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Soon, Miranda's bra emerges and her face changes from determined to alarmed as she realizes her full potential.

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It's here, in this crucial moment as her ride aboard the bull nears its end, that Miranda finds her truth and smiles adoringly upon the crowd of onlookers. This is all of us when we realize our full potential as humans and artists.

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Here, Miranda is showing solidarity with her son Brady through the use of matching hats. She is a family woman as we all strive to be. We must honor her and pray to Mother Miranda at every possible chance.

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Here, we see Miranda truly embodying us all—she's just woken from a drunken romp with a very hot man and doesn't understand the logistics of her robe or her eye makeup. She is you. She is he. She is thee.

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With one denim wristlet, Miranda was able to change the face of our nation. And you can, too.

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There's nothing to say here. Feast your eyes and see the truth.

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