Morning Cheat Sheet: Fake Hermés, Snooki's Book, Lohan Returns

Can't afford the classic Hermes Birkin? Try the cheekiest impostor in town.

A literary genius is born. Here is a quick excerpt from Snooki's book A Shore Thing: "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky." We smell (get it?) a Pulitzer!

Looks like Elle is being bought by Hearst. Major shake-down. Can't wait to hear about the deets!

Bars and drug dealers rejoice. Linsday Lohan is out of rehab.

For some girls, shopping for a wedding dress is their penultimate dream. For others? Just an annoying task to add to their to-do list. If you fall in the latter category, check out The Aisle, a new online wedding dress shop.

Tommy Bahama, purveyors of ugly clothes your dad wears when he's golfing, is opening a store on Fifth Avenue store. Expect for them to have bed bugs by this time next year.