The sale of a condom manufacturer wouldn't normally be worthy of mention (unless it was to The Vatican), but since we love safe sex (did you just see the responsible message here? It's because we love you) and because we love an infantile joke even more, here we go.
Though we advise you to not think of that the earnest buttoned-down Cillit Bang ad guy when you're doing it, or you'll wilt like an old flower in August. They really need to hire someone sexier from now on.
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