Trust those Aussies to make themselves so straight they become totally gay -- though they would beat you senseless with their didgeridoos for suggesting such a thing.
Here's a classic old TV ad for Victoria Bitter -- lots of burly sweating men in outfits and staches more reminiscent of The Village People. "A long cold Vic" is what we all need, it seems -- though they fail to say which of the men is Vic.
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