We've been told over and over that Netflix's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina was going to be a darker take on everyone's favorite half-witch than the iconic 90s ABC sitcom, and now that we've got the official trailer -- whew chile, they weren't lying. The trailer gives us the lowdown on the show's plot: on her 16th birthday, half-mortal Sabrina must choose whether or not to sign the Devil's book during something called a Dark Baptism (kinky!) and forsake her human life -- and cute boyfriend -- for a more sinister existence of satanic rituals and murder. Watching this trailer made me so beyond excited for Sabrina -- watching the original, I always wanted to see Caroline Rhea get her throat slit!
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina drops on Netflix October 26.