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Fiona Apple Shares New Christmas Song About Trump’s Nuts

Fiona Apple Shares New Christmas Song About Trump’s Nuts

Fiona Apple, Donald Trump, Christmas
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An instant holiday classic. 

Just when you thought Donald Trump was going to ruin everything good and pure about the holiday season, Fiona Apple swoops in to save Christmas.

In a recent YouTube video, the singer put her own spin on Nat King Cole's classic "The Christmas Song." Take a look at the lyrics below and start prepping for all of those enchanting family sing-alongs. Watch below.

Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire
as he keeps nipping at his foes.
you'll cry creepy uncle
every time he arrives
for he keeps clawing at your clothes
everybody knows some money and entitlement
can help to make the season white
mothers of color with their kids out of sight
will find it hard to sleep at night.

They know that Trump is on his way.
he's got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
and every working man is going to cry
when they learn that less don't care how you live or if you die

So I'm offering this simple phrase
for kids from one to 92
although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you

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