Believe it or not, it's been almost 10 years since Paris Hilton released her debut single, "Stars Are Blind." Though many of us scoffed about it at the time, the track became a gay pop classic Occasionally, you can still hear drunken renditions of it at Pieces' karaoke night -- the true mark that a song has entered the pantheon of gay anthem-ness.
Well, this summer, the blonde heiress is back, and her new single, "High Off My Love", is, to put it in her own words, totally hot. Hilton joins forces with rapper Birdman on this infectious EDM track, complete with a video full of oiled-up male models and half naked Barbie lookalikes.
Sure, it's tacky as hell, but wait until you hear it blasting at a Fire Island party, and you won't be able to stop shaking your butt. Move over, Britney.