Have you ever held two hundred dollar bills in your hand and thought, "I really wish I could spend $185 of this on a paperclip?" Good news: Prada is here to take all your money. You can put off paying your bills for another month and head to Barneys New York, right now, to buy a $185 "paperclip-shaped" money clip.
This may not hold the dignity you're giving away at the register, but it'll help guide you toward your full fashion fuckboy destiny. To help ease you along, we've chosen five other (non)essential designer pieces to complete your outrageously expensive look and fully empty your bank account.
The $200 Balenciaga Underwear Set
Package your goods in these 100 percent cotton ribbed boxers from the mind of Demna Gvasalia. Sure, they're probably the same quality as the $10 Fruit of the Loom three-pack from Target you bought last week, but nothing beats "Balenciaga" peeking out from a pair of overpriced denim, which brings us to...
The $425 PRPS Fake Mud Denim Jeans
Want to look like you fashionably soiled yourself while rolling down a hill? Look no further. This must-have item will slide over your Balenciaga underwear and provide that rough-and-tumble look you want for the price of a half month of rent in your closet-sized apartment.
The $1,100 Balenciaga Shopping Bag
Rather than buying the $2,145 Balenciaga tote bag inspired by IKEA's FRAKTA bag, save your wallet with the much more reasonably priced $1,100 shopping bag from the brand instead. Not only will it match your new underwear, but it'll also hold all that swag you're carrying on your shoulders.
The $30 Supreme Clay Brick
Not content with stuffing your swag into your new Balenciaga shopping bag? No worries--peak fuckboy brand Supreme has a brick you'll love. The red clay brick, stamped with the iconic Supreme logo, will fit perfectly inside the bag if you can get your hands on it. Originally sold for $30, it's now on eBay for nearly $1,000.
The $75 Zana Bayne Leather Fidget Spinner
If you're one of millions who've bought into the global fidget spinner fad, you'll love leather goddess Zana Bayne's latest product. Hold your Supreme brick in your Balenciaga shopping bag in one hand and fidget spin with the other hand as you transform into the most lit fashion fuckboy of all time.