1. "Stop taking selfies, it's not gonna make you a star." Just one of Lady Gaga's pearls of wisdom from her SXSW Keynote.
2. Gaga also got spitroasted and puked on.
3. Another bakery has denied another gay couple a wedding cake. When did pastry become so contentious?
4. US Weekly has compiled a collection of photos of John Hamm with out underwear, because they love you.
5. NBC has to buy all those pervy URLs that are on Law & Order: SVU. That means NBC owns "Animalloveclub.com" and "Cocoajuggs.com."
6. Charli XCX debuted her new single "Breaking Up" at SXSW.






























