Don Draper Gets Rogered in Gay 'Mad Men' Remix

Admit it, you have wondered what life might be like if you and Mad Men's Don Draper were to blissfully spend your life together. You'd sneak into the ad agency office at night, throw your perfectly pressed suits over a mid-century modern sofa, and with Don's help you'd heave a 75-pound typewriter off a desk to make more room for the two of you. Betty will be furious, but you don't care! You're in love!

Well, before you start carving your names into the credenza, you should know that another man has beaten you to Don's heart.

And it is his fellow ad man Roger Sterling!

Yes, thanks to some very clever video editing in thisMad Men remix, Don and Rog are in love. And all those things we just mentioned, the things you and Don would do together? Don and Roger do all those things and more!

So while you're enjoying the brand new season and find yourself daydreaming about being the future Mr. Draper, keep in mind you have some serious competition from a seriously silver daddy.