2 girls, 1 sub

[Ed note: Though the women in this video are clothed throughout, the extensive groaning and moaning and skimpy bathing suits might make this NSFW.]

We still haven't recovered from the horror that was 2 Girls, 1 Cup (we're not even going to link you -- that's how scarring it was -- if you haven't seen it and feel you have to, you can Google it yourself -- and don't say we didn't try to warn you!) and now the (apparently sick and twisted) folks at Playboy and Quizno's have decided to shoot a commercial riffing on the poo-eating viral video sensation.

It makes us want to never eat another sub sandwich ever again -- which isn't exactly the most brilliant marketing decision, now is it?

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