Everything's coming up Braunwyn!
Out reality star Braunwyn Windham-Burke is doing something lesbians have done since the beginning of time: gushing to everyone she can about how amazing her sex life is.
"I'm 44 and I"m having the most amazing sex of my life," Windham-Burke told Page Six recently at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York, speaking about her relationship with girlfriend Victoria Brito.
"I'm beginning to know my body and she's teaching me things that I just didn't know," she added.
Congratulations and welcome to the wonderful world of lesbian sex!
This isn't the first time the former Real Housewives of Orange County star has gushed about her sex life with Brito. "The physical part of it is amazing. I'm not gonna lie, the sex is next-level," she told The Sun about the two of them moving in together. "I hope every woman gets to experience this at least once in their life, what I've been experiencing lately."
Just what had she been experiencing? "I had a 15-minute orgasm, 15 minutes! I didn't know that could happen," she said. "And my sex life with Sean (her ex-husband) was great. He had skills, he was good at what he did."
Apparently, not as good as Brito. "She gives it to me in little doses. She's like, 'If I did it all at once, you might die.' We hae sex ten times a day. That's not normal," she said. "And I didn't think I was a sexual person. Now I'm like, 'Let's not leave the bed for the next three days!' I never thought I would be that person. I'm 44 and I'm like a 15-year-old boy!"
"I look at her and I get turned on, it's hilarious," she added. "I mean, even I have to like, laugh at myself."
The very happy couple met on a blind date and quickly fell for each other. "It was six dates and I looked at her and thought, 'I could spend the rest of my life with this woman,'" she told Page Six. "I would say about a week before I met her, I kind of put down in my brain what I want in a woman and she appeared. She's everything I want in a woman."
You know what we call that? Extreme Lesbian Manifestation!
Windham-Burke came out in December of 2020, after an over twenty year relationship with Sean Burke, who she was married to and had seven children with. The two are still raising their children together and remain friends.
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