There are a lot of things you can and cannot do with a butthole. For London Pride week, one artist and agency derriered to dream big for a good cause. Illustrator Fredrik Andersson and ad agency Wieden+Kennedy went cheek to cheek to support those living with HIV. Welcome, the Arse Vase.
Cast in a smooth or hairy ceramic mold, these beautiful vases are ready to hold your most precious flower in-between their sculpted buns. Available in brown, tan, and pink tones, as well as hairy or smooth options, the Arse Vase raises funds for the London-based HIV charity Positive East, but they won’t last long. There are only 100 vases being made so if you want to avoid “Arse Vase related disappointment,” you’ll have to throw down the £40 (or $53) quick.
Not quite sure the Arse Vase is your cup of tea? They’d also make a great gift, according to the website. “Gift receivers will love and remember you for a long time and consider you an interesting, compassionate and culturally relevant person.”
Who knew all it took to be an interesting, compassionate, and culturally relevant person was a watertight, ceramic ass the size of a “small loaf of bread” you stick flower stems into? Buy it here before it's gone.