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First Look: Marina Abramović Releases The Artist is Brewing Tea Collection

First Look: Marina Abramović Releases The Artist is Brewing Tea Collection

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We got an exclusive look at the iconic artist's first ever Celestial Seasonings collection.

World-renowned performance artist Marina Abramovic has teamed up with popular herbal tea company Celestial Seasonings to release a line of teas designed to bring balance and harmony to your day-to-day life.

OUT has the exclusive preview, provided by the Serbian-born artist herself, of The Artist is Brewing, below!

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Spirit Steeping

The perfect blend of herbs and botanicals that invites relaxation to take over your body. Sip this calming concoction while performing activities that promote tranquility: paint, read up on the moon, tune a haunted harpsichord, whisper the word "purpose" into a tree stump, push a chartreuse couch into a creek while humming, stare at yourself in the mirror while you color in one of your teeth with a purple Crayola, ponder.

Baby Sparrow Breath

Tune out to tune in and tune in to tune out. Sip this tea while sitting in a room that is completely bare except for a lit candle. Countdown from twenty in your mind while focusing on nothing except the candle. Then count back to twenty, still focusing on nothing but the candle except this time, trace the first letter of your favorite perennial spring flower with your left index finger repeatedly on the floor. Then hurl the candle at your youngest niece.

Europa

Inspired by the smallest of the four Galilean moons orbiting Jupiter, this intergalactic fusion combines a burst of jasmine, eleuthero, and a dash of radioactive decay. To achieve the full health benefits of this blend, store at 0.1 uPa (10-12 bar) (the surface pressure of Europa).

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Equilateral Abundance

Tap into your unbounded consciousness with this blend that tastes like the word "hypotenuse" sounds. Infused with fennel and teardrops from a person whose name ends in "-eaux," this particular brew is meant to help you center yourself and serves as an extension of the Method. Remain present by focusing on your breath between sips. Preserve concentration by trying to remember the last time you changed the filter in your humidifier. Foster disciple by holding in your pee.

The Artist is Tired

This just tastes like chamomile.

Greg Mania is a potty-mouthed New York City-based writer, comedian, and the recipient of numerous participation trophies. When he isn't working for The Huffington Post, Thought Catalog, Paper Magazine, and other outlets, he writes satirical columns for Out Magazine.

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