Yeah, we can't believe we're writing about this either. A story is making the rounds claiming there's a "life-size" Justin Bieber sex doll available on AliExpress. Click on the headlines, though, and you'll learn that the doll isn't modeled after Bieber, is 5' 2'', costs over $1,000 and looks nothing like the Canadian pop singer.
For comparison, here's a couple more accurate lookalikes.
Now light some sage, go for a run, and forget you've ever seen this.
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