It’s been a minute since we posted the most recent Gay of Thrones episode. But we’re all on top of it now because Margaret Cho is in the chair, seeking a Khaleesi braid and talking the “Cockingbird” episode. In between gabbing about Baby Kristen Stewart and Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Paper Moon moment, and Christina Aguilera and Busted Josh Groban’s sex scene (implied, but with ass cheeks), Cho gave hairstylist Jonathan a lesson on pegging. She is so smart. And yet, Jefferey Self is not having it.
But don’t go anywhere, there’s more Gay of Thrones to dish on, for the “The Mounting and The Vagine” episode, and squeee! Lucy Davis (Shaun of the Dead, the UK original The Office) is in the chair! Right out of the gate, one of Jonathan’s best names for a character (who can learn all their names?) is Raggedy Miley Cyrus (though to be frank, that name is a tautology). The split screen of Jonathan dishing while doing Lucy’s hair and Christina Aguilera dishing while doing Valerian Solange’s hair is something that needs to be written about in a post-graduate level thesis. Too meta.