Lorde Is Not Having Your Stupid Lesbian Joke

1. Amazing kiwi songstress Lorde is not gonna stand for your dumbass lesbian jokes, so stow 'em. What she has with T-Swift is special!

2. Who does Angel Haze credit with sparking her love of rap? Edgar Allan Poe.

3. Speaking of Lorde, CHVCHES covered her "Team" and it's brilliant.

4. Daft Punk and Jay Z's "Computerized" is pure musical excellence.

5. Lily Allen says her new music is "rubbish."

6. Work got you down? Do what Willam, Vicky Vox, and Detox do and take "Gaycation."

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