American Horror Story Mansion: For Sale

The hipped ceilings here add architectural points of interest, in case the lingering pall of teen angst isn't enough to catch your attention.

The master bedroom offers lots of square footage and a semi-circular bay window, perfect for wrestling with leathermen.

Baronial stained glass on the landing casts dramatic light while you're dragging your wan daughter away from her mentally unstable ghost lover.

There's a variety of stained glass throughout the home, like these details in the entryway, though the Harmons seem more concerned with other fixtures in the house (the undead ones).

Here we have an open, wood-panelled space with delicate Chinoiserie silk wallpaper. You'd never know two twins destroyed the place in the the 1970s before meeting an untimely death in the basement.

Note the French doors, beamed ceiling, and naked Dylan McDermott warming himself by the tiled fireplace.

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