Now that it's October, perhaps you were brainstorming some cute Halloween costumes to sport for the 31st (don't even think about doing Gaga, we're already over it). Well, little ones, this right here is how you do it. Anna Dello Russo, who, when not serving as full-time director of fabulosity in our lives, is the fashion director at Vogue Nippon sported the most sensible outfit to French Vogue's masquerade ball in Paris last night. This, my dear friends, is how you work a masquerade lewk (not look, lewk). Don't just cover your face, put a damn bird up on your head to distract everyone, obvs. I have a feeling that everyone else with their lame (and possibly lame) ensembles were immediately put in their place when this bitch walked in. The sad little Phantom of the Opera half-mask they fished out of the bottom of Ricky's 99-cent bin looked especially tragic once ADR dropped in.
Anyways, we just thought we'd share. We're loving this particular snap because girlfriend is just texting away. We can barely pull it together to text and walk at the same time, meanwhile Anna is making it happen with a full PETA-protest-waiting-to-happen up on her noggin. Werq.