How long has the general population wanted to see Chace Crawford’s dick? Probably since the early days of Gossip Girl, when he was a fresh-faced prep school twink with floppy bangs. But if not, a recent paparazzi photo of the actor leaving a grocery store — complete with a buzzcut, bulging arm veins, and a devastatingly chiseled jawline — turned that desire into a pressing need.
For the record, Out.com has always been and always will be a safe space for anyone who needs to see Chace Crawford’s cock. Or any cock, really.
But today we have gathered to give thanks to Amazon, which just released gritty new superhero series The Boys, in which Crawford stars as The Deep, an Aquaman ripoff and member of corrupt superhero team the Seven. As part of the show’s promotional campaign, the streaming service sent a calendar featuring the show’s various superheroes out to the press, which features Crawford in all his aquatic glory. Some of us couldn’t help but notice that Crawford’s wet, skintight superhero costume showed off his impressive physique. And his dick.
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The Boys has already been renewed for a second season, meaning Chace Crawford’s spandex-enhanced bulge will return. Unless he died in the first season — I wouldn’t know, I’m more of a Marvel girl.