Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess) can do just about anything: sing, dance, steal all the scenes, speak Japanese fluently (#KimonoYouDidnt), and he's got comedic timing you can set a watch to. But playing a straight dude. Well...
God doesn't give with both hands. Still, Titus gives it the old college try in the latest clip from the upcoming third season of Netflix's The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, premiering May 19.
Titus assumes the completely real-sounding moniker of Cork Rockingham to help out Jacqueline (the divine Jane Krakowski) for some reason that's not immediately clear. We do, however, get a nice little dance-off between Titus and Jacqueline's other "suitor" Duke Snyder (Josh Charles). Of course, Titus has to tone down his natural flair for the dance, in keeping with his straight facade.
Ugh, being straight is so boring. Check it out below: