The Two Dope Queens--famous for their podcast of the same name, which will soon be adapted into an HBO special--stopped by Stephen Colbert to discuss Queendom with the late night host.
Like RuPaul, who appeared on the show earlier this month, the Queens decided to give Colbert a vocabulary lesson. The girls also explained how they've been dealing with the year of Trump: Phoebe Robinson revealed she's been listening to Mary J. Blige and bathing in cocoa butter.
Educating Colbert on "Zaddy," they explained that a 'Zaddy' is a person who isn't necessarily a dad but is, in fact, very hot and exists in that genre of hotness. Jessica Williams added that a 'Zaddy' can be a daddy who just has a bit more attitude.
Colbert then asked what it takes to be an official Dope Queen, to which the girls explained two key factors are 'great hair' and 'making white people feel guilty.' Moisturizing is also essential. In the end, they ended up allowing Colbert to call himself a Dope Queen based on his resume.
Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Colbert asked the pair what "Hot Peen" is. And, naturally, the two explained that it's a hot man that makes you think "I want that kielbasa."