Magic mystery man Justin Willman puts an end to the ridiculous trans bathroom debate with the help of America's favorite spreads: PB & J.
After revealing that the peanut butter container actually contains jelly and that the jelly container actually contains peanut butter, Willman concludes, "I guess it doesn't matter what's in the jar. If it's got peanut butter in it, I guess we should show it some goddamn respect and just call it peanut butter because it didn't choose the jar."
He then adds: "Kids I know this seems so simple, but there are some f*****g idiots out there who can't comprehend this." Preach.