WATCH: Colin Farrell Asks to be Bisexual in The Lobster

What if your last chance at finding love involved signing up for a 45-day program where, if you were still alone at the end, you became an animal of your choice.

That's what Colin Farrell is subjected to in The Lobster, a dark British comedy of the driest order that looks to be filled with plenty of snarky, deadpanned jokes. John C. Reilly and Rachel Weisz costar in the film that's been out in Britain since October but has a stateside release date in March.

To be fair, forcing people to physically interact with one another would probably lead to more relationships than dating apps. But just in case, make sure you choose a good animal. Watch below.