You may remember Eli Roth's Cabin Fever from 2002. It was a movie about a bunch of horny college kids who visit a cabin in the woods and are taken over by a flesh-eating disease. Apparently that was a concept worth revisiting: A trailer for a reboot of the film was recently released, and we couldn't help but share our thoughts.
Watch the trailer below, and give us your one-line review, too:
Les Fabian Brathwaite: "Why do white people keep going into the woods? Have they learned nothing over the past 40+ years?"
Glenn Garner: "This is why I'd rather go to Fire Island."
Jesse Steinbach: "Basically what I look like hungover."
Julien Sauvalle: "The best safe-sex campaign I've seen in years."
James McDonald: "Haven't I seen this already?"
Matthew Breen: "Pretty zombies, but I think I liked it better when it was called The Walking Dead."