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No one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience.
Zac Efron, noted cherubic-faced hunk, has an equally cherubic-faced, equally hunky (if not moreso) younger brother, Dylan. Who gives him piggy back rides.
And gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Not only does Efron, the Younger look like a guy secretly catfishing you on Grindr --
-- but he is a shady bitch, as evinced by this poem the 23-year-old wrote in sixth grade:
My brother is a movie star / And is only sixteen / He doesn't have a job yet / Still, he thinks he is the queen / If he lost me at a show / I'll be he would not care a bit / He won't even try to look / But my mom would throw a fit / Yes, he does have a good side / That shows up once in awhile / He watches my sports / Which puts upon me a smile / I guess he isn't that bad / If I think about it twice / He helps me with my homework / And always gives advice / If there's any hatred going on / It's a brotherly thing / If we fight no one gets hurt / Brothers have to fight, I think.
The looks and the shade no doubt run strong through the Efron gene pool. Said poem was tweeted by Efron, the Elder back in May -- presumably to let Dylan know who's still the queen.
Les Fabian Brathwaite -- Oh. Brother.
[h/t] E!
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