This week's mini-challenge was the first reality show rip-off/homage with the queens filming their very own Housewives intros.
Pearl Richards, Kim's not-so-distant cousin.
Meanwhile, I've held my tongue asll season, but I'm pretty sure Kennedy Davenport moonlights as Phaedra Parks when she's too busy not giving a fuck.
Ginger Vanderpump, soon starring in Vanderpump Drools
Trixie Mattel, fresh off washing up on the Jersey Shore
The Cuntess Katya de Looselips
But Violet teetered away with the win for serving young Jocelyn Wildenstein (circa her third face) tease
Come tearaway, come tearaway
Come tearaway with me
Save the Last Prance
After roasting the Real Housewives over an open fire, Ru had the queens Dancing with the Stars, dolled up in their best hermaphroditic fashions.
Prettiest boy/girl Pearl....
Went to twerk by way of the Charleston, making it rain 10s
Except from judge Carson Kressley who thought Kennedy didn't have enough energy, despite snatching a gold for her floor routine
Guest judge Alyssa Milano, however, was here for it and in full-on (who's the) boss bitch mode.
Fun fact: that baby bump is not only full of jokes but also doubles as Danny Pintauro's studio apartment.
Took a trip to Pop-and-Lockback Mountain
Proving those hoes can really get down
And Ginger overcoming her big gurl insecurities gave other guest judge and perennial character actress Rachel Harris all the feels.
Last, and in this case, not least, Violet once again nailed the runway look...
But teaming up with Katya...
She actually managed to deliver on more than just her looks
Giving us their Last Tango in Paris Is Burning
Violet and Katya took top honors, leaving Katya speechless
As speechless as Katya can get anyway.
Life-Saving Lip Sync Moment
Though they performed well, we're down to the top six and Ginger and Trixie weren't quite good enough. This week's Lip Sync for Your Life song was a personal and universal fave, 90s house classic "Show Me Love." When that epic opening note hit, I thought it might be a premature TKO for Ginger.
But then she really dove in and by the time she dragged her little self across the stage it was over for me...