This week's American Horror Story left us with a dramatic cliffhanger just in time for the winter hiatus. But amid all the heartbreak and betrayal, it was Matt Bomer's ode to Drake that came as the most bizarre twist.
Don't get me wrong: I could watch Matt Bomer dance in a thousand Magic Mike movies. Put him in a thong and a bowtie, and I could watch him do my taxes. But when he throws on the "Hotline Bling" and reenacts Drake's corny dad moves, I have to draw the line. I think we know why Lady Gaga was crying in that scene.
It does work surprisingly well as a Thelma and Louise-style revenge anthem though. Liz and Iris pull it off much better.