8 Types of Bottoms You Encounter in the Bedroom
All bottoms aren't the same. Every bottom has his own style, moves, and favorite positions. Some are beastly, calling the shots, while others just lay there, assuming that just because they have that perfect ass, they don't need to put in any work. So here they are. Eight types of bottoms from the power bottom to the dead fish.
1. The dead fish
This guy lies on his stomach without moving. As the top, you have to do everything, and I mean everything. You have to prop his ass up in the air, so you can find the right angle to penetrate him. You have to be the one doing the thrusting. You have to move him around like a rag doll, if you want to change positions. The dead fish is the greediest of the bottoms. He wants all the pleasure without doing any of the work.
2. The ass-of-steel bottom
These guys have huge butts, only they're too muscular. Often the result of steroids, these behinds are more for aesthetics than for practicality. When you're doing them, it's almost like you're penetrating two large rocks. There's no jiggle at all!
3. The flexible bottom
Often a dancer or some other athlete that requires being limber, these bottoms have legs for days, and these guys can do crazy things with them. They can spread their legs all over the place. They can lift one leg over their head doing the splits. You can crunch them into a pretzel. These bottoms can do things with their bodies you didn't think were humanly possible.
4. The insatiable bottom
After what seems like hours of the best sex of your life, these bottoms ask, "Can you go again?" You're in shock. You want to say yes but fear having a heart attack. Is he seriously not exhausted? Is he not satisfied? You just plowed for the past 45 minutes. How does he want to go again? These guys are like the Energizer Bunny. They just keep going and going.
5. The hairy bottom
It's a forest down there. A shag rug. At first you were taken back when he dropped his pants. His chest wasn't that hairy, how is his ass so hairy? While it makes it a little bit tougher to find the hole, once you're in, there's something really sexy about boning a guy with a hairy behind. Maybe it's somehow related to false ideals of masculinity. Hair = man. Who knows? What I do know, is that there's nothing wrong with some extra fur on the tush.
6. The power bottom
This man isn't messing around. He understands fully that bottoming doesn't imply submission. You can be a dominant bottom who runs the show. Power bottoms set the pace, thrust into you, and choose the positions. Not always, but more often than not, these guys are bottom heavy, with muscular thighs and a perfectly round, large, bubble butt.
7. The “go harder” bottom
This bottom wants you to go harder. Then harder than that. Then even harder. You're panting away, doing your best not to get a cramp, and he keeps screaming, "Harder!" You want to shout, "I can't go any harder!" but instead, you keep doing your best--plowing away as fast and hard and deep as you can.
8. The vocal bottom
He does not shut up, and it's really hot. He keeps moaning, growling, and panting audibly. These bottoms are f*cking fabulous, and make you feel like a god when you're topping.
