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A Massive Stash of Trump-Faced Ecstasy Tablets Were Discovered in Germany

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Nothing says eurphoria quite like our orange-faced white supremacist in chief. 

There are few things as euphoric as ecstasy. Swallow it down and you'll experience body highs, hallucinations, and maybe even have a religious experience staring at your couch. You should be able to experience all of that without worry but some masochistic drug manufacturer in Germany apparently didn't get the memo. Instead, these twisted people actually created orange ecstasy pills shaped like America's horrible, Nazi-sympathizing white supremacist in chief.

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First of all, who decided this was a good idea? We have enough waking nightmares seeing his face on news channels and websites every day. We don't need to go into a tailspin of depression and revulsion at the sight of his face when we're just trying to enjoy a nice drug trip.

A massive stash of 5,000 Trump-faced tablets were seized by police in Germany after being discovered in a car. In total, the pills had a value of approximately 39,000 euros (or $45,862.05), which is also roughly the same amount of money Americans collectively spend on therapy every day to complain about the president. We can only hope that, like a similar stash of Trump-faced pills found in the UK in July, this stockpile is crushed and destroyed.

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