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10 Times Michelle Obama Snatched All the Wigs and Stole the DNC Show

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FLOTUS FTW!

Michelle Obama. Say it softly, it's almost like praying.

The Firstest First Lady stole the entire goddamn show on the opening night of the Democratic National Convention with a rousing speech that reminded everyone that if she was running, she would've won this election already.

Let's all cross our hearts in appreciation, sweep our hair into a soft bang, and take a look at the 10 best moments from MObama's speech:

1. Melania Who?

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You know, it is hard to believe, especially since we just heard that eight-year-old speech last week.

2. Let's Move...On, Shall We?

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Wait, Barack Hussein Obama's not a Muslim Kenyan hellbent on turning us into a socialist state? Where is this coming from?

3. High Times

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Michelle Obama, brushing off haters since 1964.

4. This Isn't Hillary's First Time at the Rodeo

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Shade, but yes, go on...

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Ah, there it is. When life gave Hillary lemons, she made lemonade. And she didn't even let Becky with the beret interrupt her grindin'.

5. Orlando

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Amen.

6. "The Story That Has Brought Me to This Stage Tonight"

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Here's where I started fanning myself in exaltation. Take me to church, MO.

7. When She Got Choked Up Talking About the First Daughters

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Am I the only one who can't wait for Sasha and Malia to grow up and just run everything?

8. Yes, She Can

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Sister did it for herself, and others.

9. Make America America Again

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This, children, is called shade. Notice how she never even had to mention Trump.

10. "Let's Get to Work"

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And this is how you unite a party. Michelle Obama won the DNC, won life, and won our hearts.

Check out FLOTUS's full DNC speech below:

GIFs: Les Fabian Brathwaite

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