This Friday Disney will release it’s live action remake of Aladdin, and while the new film has its fair share of eye candy — I’m looking at you, sexy Jafar — real Disney gays know that Disney princes don’t need to be 3D to be fine. Classic Disney films are essentially a cruising ground full of hot princes, but how do they stack up against each other? So glad you asked!
In Out’s grand tradition of sexualizing animated characters, here is a definitive ranking of every Disney prince (plus a few demigods and colonizers) by hotness.
It’s pretty impressive that despite spending most of his film as a frog, Prince Naveen still makes it into the top five of this list. Naveen is a spoiled rich boy who can’t do anything for himself, meaning he’s either a very lazy top or … a very lazy bottom.
Let me be clear: I am talking about the Beast pre-transformation. The muscles, the fur, the low rumbling growl of a voice — I’m flushing just thinking about it. And sure, once the Beast transforms back into his human form he’s got a very impressive chest, but I’ll take him as a bear any day.
The twink of twinks, Prince Ali himself. As soon as Aladdin strutted across the streets of Agrabah and into our hearts with his tiny vest and perfect pecs, he solidified his place as the absolutely hottest Disney prince. And while his live action counterpart is pretty cute, no human male could ever hope to reach Aladdin’s pinnacle of animated twink perfection.