Adam Levine to Appear on American Horror Story, Probably Shirtless

First came the good news that American Horror Story will return to FX for a second season with both the wildly talented Jessica Lange and highly desirable bachelor Zachary Quinto in tow. Lange was fresh off her high from winning the Golden Globe for her portrayal of Constance and Zachary Quinto, well, was way cute as always. So we rejoiced.

Now, remaining true to its mercurial form, the series has thrown us a casting curveball. And it could be a lot worse.

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Adam Levine is set to appear as a member of the season two cast. Not that Adam Levine of Maroon 5, The Voice, and rampant shirtlessness fame, you might be saying.

Yes, that Adam Levine.

The reality TV singing coach and Out cover boy is said to be signed onto the series as one of a couple known thus far only as "The Lovers."

Sounds creepy!

But can a person drop trou while also being scary enough for a show like American Horror Story? Something tells us we're going to find out.