Rick Santorum: Now With Interchangeable Sweater Vests

In a fairer, less prejudiced world, all of Rick Santorum's views would be inclusive of gay and women's rights and his sweater vests would be festooned in rainbows and he would be doing the glitter bombing instead of inciting it. Sigh...

Wait, what's that? That day has come? Santorum was spotted in a boobless sweater?

That's right! Thanks to Etsy.com talent and Pretty on the Outside blogger David Gilmore, Ricky can now be spotted wearing sweater vests the likes of which haven't been seen since San Francisco Leather Week.

At least in paper doll form and in the privacy of your home. But isn't that where everything truly "special" happens, anyway?

The hilarious dolls, which come in colors like leopard print and say hilarious things like "Google me" are a great way of taking out your political frustrations in a healthy, constructive way: by playing with dolls!

And they can all be yours. You can find the paper dolls on sale at David Gilmore's Etsy page here.