Search form

Scroll To Top

One Million Moms Won't Take Schweddy Balls

One Million Moms, a group "fed up with the filth" in our society, have rallied together to stop the exploitation of their children. Some of their recent "issues" include outrage over Chaz Bono's participation in Dancing with the Stars, lobbying against The Playboy Club, and petitioning Proctor & Gamble to remove "Oh my God" from their Febreze commercials. Filth indeed.

Their latest issue is especially grave: Schweddy Balls.

The limited-edition Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, based on the Alec Baldwin skit shown below, hit stores recently, much to the dismay of One Million Moms and humorless people everywhere. Despite the moral outrage, it would seem that most people love Schweddy Balls: a spokesman for Ben & Jerry's confirmed that it's the most popular limited-edition flavor they've ever released.

What are your thoughts on Schweddy Balls? If you're in favor, why not send one of your friends a video card letting them know? Heck, why not send one to One Million Moms? Their email is

Advocate Channel - The Pride StoreOut / Advocate Magazine - Fellow Travelers & Jamie Lee Curtis

From our Sponsors

Most Popular

Latest Stories