If not a genius, University of Arizona student Jacen Lankow might be an idiot-savant of the streaking world. He scores points for making it on the field disguised as a ref, but then seems a little clueless as to what to do once (almost) all of his clothes are off. We wish security had given him a few more moments of drunken, unclothed glory, but the tackle that followed had a rough-and-tumble sex appeal all its own.
We just want to know where he got those undies. (Pause the video around the 1:57 mark for a gratifying close-up.)