Morning Cheat Sheet: David Beckham's Crotch, Lady Gaga Gets Animated, Kate Middleton Makes Anorexic People Jealous

David Beckhampicks at his crotch. We enjoy the show.

Lady Gaga will appear on a forthcoming episode of The Simpsons. Really? The hair-bow days are so over.

Yikes. Kate Middleton is now a role model to anorexics? Probably not the look she was going for.

While some people weigh the powerful women's fashion tome Vogue by its ad sales, Racked looks at what the hefty September issue can crush.

Old Navyintroduces shirts for people who don't give a f*ck about grammar.

A new study shows that New Yorkers spend the most money at Oscar de la Renta, averaging about $3,200 per purchase.

The Jil Sander smartphone. You know you want it.