Quickies: Thursday, July 21 2011

> Gay puppets Rod and Ricky from the Broadway hit Avenue Qwill get married on Sunday, the first day gay marriage is legal in NY, at NYC City Hall before the show's matinee.

> In other Broadway news, Cynthia Nixonwill return to the Great White Way to star in Margaret Edson's Pulitzer Prize-winning Wit beginning in January 2012.

> Stephen Colbertreveals the secret to how you beat a bully at his own game when he calls you a "queer": Agree and then ask for a kiss.

> The starting bid for a porn film allegedly starring Marilyn Monroe and hitting the auction block in August is $500,000.

> Rumor has it Snooki and Mike Tyson are among the celebrities being considered for the next season of Dancing With The Stars.