To some, Victoria Beckham appeared to have it all: a sexy soccer-star husband, a trio of male rapscallions to keep her busy, a disappearing waistline, a wildly successful clothing line and more money than God (but not as much as Oprah -- get it straight). But the one thing Posh Spice's fluttering heart truly desired remained out of reach: A baby girl to call her own and dress in the finest clothing that money could buy. So she an David kept going at it, under the sheets until, they finally made a little lady baby. Yesterday morning Victoria pushed out said baby girl and promptly gave her the mandatory huh? name that celebrities nowadays are forced to give: Harper Seven Beckham. Um, OK -- no judgments. Harper is a pretty cute name, but Seven? Famous people love to name their kids after weird things -- Gwyneth and her Apple, now Vicki and her Seven? Oy. Well, congrats to the proud mama and papa and we can't wait to see the get-ups this little tater-tot will be sporting. Chances are Karl Lagerfeld is designing infant Chanel suits as we speak.