Morning Cheat Sheet: Snooki's New Necklace, Suri Cruise Loves a Kitten Heel and Transsexual Model Lea T Shoots a Swimwear Campaign

It's moments like this that explain why we featured Snook-a-licious in our June/July hotlist.

Suri Cruise loves a kitten heel -- so fall 2010!

Hearst now owns Elle. Boo ya!

Made in Brazil catches transsexual model Lea T as she stars in the spring campaign for the swimwear line Blue Man -- along with one of our favorite models, Marlon Teixeira. Added bones (typo! -- meant to say bonus -- but it's appropos so we'll leave it in): Two male hotties doing some smooching.

Dammit people! What will it take for people to learn not to eff with Naomi Campbell? Girlfriend will not hesitate to throw a Blackberry right at your noggin and then do community service in couture as her punishment. Cadbury has used her name in one of their ads -- and she's pissed, noting that the ad is racist. Whoever owns Cadbury better sleep with one eye open tonight.

Ever wanted your kid in a patterned, multicolored wrap-dress by Diane von Furstenberg (which she helped popularize to help her slip out of her one-night stands' apartments the next morning during the swinging '70s)? Well, you're wish is granted as the designer will be collaborating with Gap Kids.

Rumor: Glenda Bailey leaving her post as EIC at Harper's Bazaar?

Somebody is suing Chanel for having a fat finger getting a ring stuck on her finger